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So I did the much needed cleaning of my room sweeping moping the floors tomorrow imma lysol everything with the anti asshole spray lol. Changed my sheets and pretty much made it the way its supposed to be of course Cassandra disappeared in the whole cleaning process. Jade looked at me like I was crazy for even suggesting that she help me clean her mess. I dusted everything again have to clean off my monitor tomorrow and power clean my desk and thats the last of the mess in my room. Getting pretty tired today was like a blast in a glass over and over again I cracked up. The conversations that came from shotty ass internet had me laughing so hard that i was on the ground giggling till i cried. Stuck me so damm funny you have no idea. SO i wants to see the whole coffee projectal fountain towards offending objects in slow mo. SLOW MO say it with me one more time SLOW MO. Imagine if you will quoting different songs titles and I quote Thompson Square Are you going to kiss me or not. Now here is where fate has a little joke on said monkey who is minding his own business tryng to drink his coffee all by his little lonesome and here comes Cassie IM: are you going to kiss me or not. BAMM boy spits coffee all over himself going WTF? internet cuts off again :MONKEY long pause internet comes back CASSIE IM: THOMPSON SQUARE I like her hair MONKEY i just spewed all over myself brb napkins. Now Cassie still doesnt understand what all the fuss and hoopla is over this entirely innocent conversation looking at him like wtf? why are you questiong this song? Was the first thing in my head and he was like umm that statement. TEE HEE HEE the damm internet messed up on his end and all he saw was that made me smile cause I can only imagine what was going thru his head and how he was going to manuever past the harpy with his body in tact. Harpy Monkey contract I will not eat him as long as he is entertaining. No sexual contact will be made to said Monkey unless he wants to be eaten by said HARPY. lol HARPIES are known to be distracted by the SHINEY and MUSIC luckily for this HARPY my MONKEY is a few bricks SHY of a HOUSE. <smiling> narrows eyes thinks to self I CAN use this to my advantage let the games commence. <evil laughter> The benefits of MONKEY are as follows he gets once a month flea dips. I throw soap on him and throw him in the nearest body of water and hope and pray to god mother fucker knows how to swim if not the collar around his neck I drag back in with a flick of my LEASH. He hasnt been tagged yet which tomorrow I am so going to remedy the situation and send him his very own dog tags just in case he is ever missing they can return to sender. HE gets fed all the bananas he wants till his little monkey stomach is full. He gets scratches behind the ears and petted on his wittle head like all good little monkeys he likes his attention. Will finish later my brain has suddenly shut down and I needs to sleep...
So I did the much needed cleaning of my room sweeping moping the floors tomorrow imma lysol everything with the anti asshole spray lol. Changed my sheets and pretty much made it the way its supposed to be of course Cassandra disappeared in the whole cleaning process. Jade looked at me like I was crazy for even suggesting that she help me clean her mess. I dusted everything again have to clean off my monitor tomorrow and power clean my desk and thats the last of the mess in my room. Getting pretty tired today was like a blast in a glass over and over again I cracked up. The conversations that came from shotty ass internet had me laughing so hard that i was on the ground giggling till i cried. Stuck me so damm funny you have no idea. SO i wants to see the whole coffee projectal fountain towards offending objects in slow mo. SLOW MO say it with me one more time SLOW MO. Imagine if you will quoting different songs titles and I quote Thompson Square Are you going to kiss me or not. Now here is where fate has a little joke on said monkey who is minding his own business tryng to drink his coffee all by his little lonesome and here comes Cassie IM: are you going to kiss me or not. BAMM boy spits coffee all over himself going WTF? internet cuts off again :MONKEY long pause internet comes back CASSIE IM: THOMPSON SQUARE I like her hair MONKEY i just spewed all over myself brb napkins. Now Cassie still doesnt understand what all the fuss and hoopla is over this entirely innocent conversation looking at him like wtf? why are you questiong this song? Was the first thing in my head and he was like umm that statement. TEE HEE HEE the damm internet messed up on his end and all he saw was that made me smile cause I can only imagine what was going thru his head and how he was going to manuever past the harpy with his body in tact. Harpy Monkey contract I will not eat him as long as he is entertaining. No sexual contact will be made to said Monkey unless he wants to be eaten by said HARPY. lol HARPIES are known to be distracted by the SHINEY and MUSIC luckily for this HARPY my MONKEY is a few bricks SHY of a HOUSE. <smiling> narrows eyes thinks to self I CAN use this to my advantage let the games commence. <evil laughter> The benefits of MONKEY are as follows he gets once a month flea dips. I throw soap on him and throw him in the nearest body of water and hope and pray to god mother fucker knows how to swim if not the collar around his neck I drag back in with a flick of my LEASH. He hasnt been tagged yet which tomorrow I am so going to remedy the situation and send him his very own dog tags just in case he is ever missing they can return to sender. HE gets fed all the bananas he wants till his little monkey stomach is full. He gets scratches behind the ears and petted on his wittle head like all good little monkeys he likes his attention. Will finish later my brain has suddenly shut down and I needs to sleep...
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